So B-Lion and I are sitting in his room waiting to attend a party tonight talking about condoms. We came up with a few interesting ideas, including the "Mr. Blobby" condom a.k.a. "The Blobdom". This also ties in to the sexual act "The Blobber", in which you slap your partner across the cheek with your penis wrapped in "The Blobdom" and exclaim, "BLOBBY BLOBBY BLOBBY!"
We plan to create a comedy condom company named Comedoms. We will create many different novelty cock socks for your sexual amusement. ("You guys... seriously... so gay..." - You)
For those who do not know who Mr. Blobby is....
Duckiemeaw, in her home town of Lisburn. All I know is the girls name who owns the house, as for who will be there is a complete mystery.
But it's an opportunity to drink! And that's what we Irishmen do best! We'll try and get some pictures for your amusement. We'll be bringing a 13/14 year old girl we have dubbed "Little One", so it should be amusing.
Alright, so until a hopefully hangover-less tomorrow, sayonara blog!