Saturday, 31 December 2011

A year in one post.

Alot happened in 2011. Good things, bad things, things that made us laugh and cry. Things that made us shudder and fap... I mean, uh... whatever.

I've personally learnt things about myself this year that I will carry with me through 2012 and the years to come.
I'm sure everyone has. If you haven't, it's time to personally reflect on yourself. Without self-evaluation, there's no room for progression.
("Oh here he goes on one his long, rambling, 'deep' blogs." - You)
Some of the most amazing people I know, I met in 2011. Alongside some of the people I wouldn't help if they were hanging off a cliff. And that's the moral of the story. People should die.
I kid. Just a lot of them.

I see on Facebook that a large percentage of people are whining that they've nothing to do tonight, New Years Eve. I know I'm not doing anything. No parties, no crazy night. No hangover in the morning and blotted out memories.
Stop worrying. It's just another day of your life. You can go out tomorrow night. You can go out the night after that. You could party every friccccckin' day of the week, snort so much coke you wear away the lining of your nose and blow your brains out your ears. The only difference is that tonight, we change a 1 to a 2.

Just smile. You made it through another goddamn year.

So now that I've ranted about... whatever I just typed, now onto the New Years Resolutions. What utter balls. The start of a new year when people suddenly decide it's time to change something about themselves. Why change? Why try and be nicer to your brother or sister? What stopped you from doing so before? Sometimes there are things that you know need to change in your life, and that's fine. By all means, go ahead. But don't wait til the start of the New Year to make false promises to yourself and others, which you'll keep for about half a month.

So I have a New Years Resolution? No. I have a New Life Resolution. I decided this around Christmas time. And although I have many people doubting me and giving me "I'll believe it when I see it." quotes etc. I know deep inside myself that this is something I'm going to standby. I'm not happy with things I've done in 2011. I'm not happy waking up, not being able to remember periods of time. I'm not happy with having to consume alcohol to have a good time. So no more.
No more "quick ones" that turn into binges. No more "drinking because I'm stressed". No more "It's X day, lets get WASTED." It all seems so pointless.

Oh, and one last thing that's eating on my mind. If you're unhappy with my bitching, whining and constant updating of social networks and blogs... well, to put it simply, my dick ain't suckin' itself.

I hope you, the people who tell me how much you enjoy my blogs, you, who send me nice messages, you, who keep me sane online and through life, have a wonderful night tonight if you're doing anything.
And I hope you'll see that although this is a new year, nothing is going to change unless you make it do so.
Sayonara, blog.

Tuesday, 13 December 2011

So, about those daily blogs...

APRIL FOOOOOOOLS.
No seriously, I totally forgot I was doing daily blogs. Oops.
I had a good reason for it. Infact, I'll let you pick which reason is best!
1) I was too busy playing with facepaint and makeup.
2) "You were too busy being a huge flying gothic queer." - You
3) I was too busy working and sleeping.
4) Trapped in a mine in Chili. (Too soon? Was it EVER too soon?)
5) I simply forgot. No reason at all.
Only one of these is completely true. I'll give you a hint. It's definitely not being trapped in a mine.

So apologies for y'know, not daily blogging. I honestly don't have the time nor patience to do it. I thought I could, but it was just a pipe-dream. It's fine though. It would have been shoddy, forced content in the end. Like any "professional porn" movie, am I right? I'm so right.

So what's been going on in my world?
I got tickets to go see Black Veil Brides. HOLD IT. Don't you say one thing.
("...." - You")
Good. They've recently been voted for band of t-
("FAGSQUEERSHOMOEMOGOTHBENDERSTHUNDEROUSFUCKINGGAYS" - You)
-he year. Haters gonna' motherfuckin' hate.
The concert in March also has D.R.U.G.S supporting them, which is a really good combination in my opinion, so it should be a damn good gig. And before it, I'll hopefully be seeing Rammstein and their mystery support band down in Dublin. That'll be absolutely immense to say the least.

In other news, not one of my secret projects has been worked on. Although I am currently in the midst of saving money for Summer. How much I can amass, I don't know yet. Plus I must sort out my passport.
I have a few ideas of where I'd like to go, as previously mentioned, but there's always one that stands out.

I read earlier that Charlie Sheen accidentally tweeted his phone number in a message to Justin Bieber, instead of using Direct Message.
I don't care about his mobile number. I don't care about "winning". I don't care that he answered the calls he got from his followers claiming to be "Ray's Pizza". Why on God's green Earth is Charlie Sheen sending his number to the Biebs?
Though now that I think about it, imagine those to having a night on the town. That'd be an experience no young celebrity would every forget. Or remember. Seven gram rocks and all that.

Christmas is coming!
("Oh god, he's sold out and went to the Christmas talk..." - You)
I bring this up just so that I can point out how gosh-darn generous I am.
Now that I'm working 30 hours a week (and slowly killing myself), I can afford to buy people presents.
I've been in the giving mood, and getting the family lovely presents and stuff. I'm going to regret all this money throwing when January comes. Oh well. Rejoice! Yule and all that.

Alright, I think we're just about done with this blog. Should be done by the midnight mark. Impressive. This isn't the first time I'll finish a blog exactly at midnight. Funny how that always seems to happen.
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And I'll stop plugging all this crap now!
Sayonara blog! 美しい滞在。

Monday, 5 December 2011

Updating everything; Things I Hate #2

Alright there, me hardy wee blog!
Day two and it seems I may actually be able to stick to this daily blog idea.

Today I've done nothing worth while. All I've done is manual labour, update my Vampirefreaks account and thrash about happily to the greatest Japanese band ever.
("Are you wearing makeup? Queer." - You)
Anyway, I'll stop plugging my social networking sites and get on to the daily blog!

Things I Hate #2 - 5th December 2011
Slow walking people in shopping centres and busy streets.

God forbid I ever snap on one of these people when I'm in a rush going to work or trying to catch a bus. Their remains would never be able to be identified. I swear to Odin.
Countless times have I been trying to reach a destination in a hurry and had people literally grinding to a slow and steady halt all around me. I'm almost positive that when people are out shopping or browsing the town, a portion of their brain switches off and they become furrrrr-icken zombies.
Well allow me to be the cure to your disease. I'll kindly put you out of your dim-witted misery.
Worse is when you force yourself to utter an "Excuse me" to said imbeciles, only to recieve a dirty look as they fumble to get out of your way. I'm sorry, is my ability to move at a normal speed bothering you? Let me just chop out a chunk of my noggin and become one of you.
And last, but not least. Groups of these... drones. Be it a family with prams and noisy, messy, uncoordinated sprogs or old people all linking arms (I don't have a clue why they do it, but they do and it pisses me off, get out of my way you decrepit old todgers), simple manners and awareness of those around you go right out the window.
Hell hath no fury compared to what I feel like unleashing in these situations.
I hope I'm not overreacting. I'm normally a  very patient and considerate person.
("Liar." - You)

So there you have it. Issue 2 of Things I Hate. I'll give you a fair warning now. These are only going to get more tedious and angsty.
So until tomorrow evening, sayonara blog!

Sunday, 4 December 2011

Christmas Run-up; Things I Hate #1

Greetings, blog!
I find it amusing to look at the backlog of my blogs and see how over time I became lazier and lazier, blogging less and less.
This is mainly due to working so much, it leaves me with little to really blog about.
So to make up for the lack of blogs, I plan on doing a daily rant until Christmas.
Starting today (4th December 2011) I will do a blog on something I hate every day, until Christmas Eve.
("Joy, we get to have our newsfeeds spammed with your blog." - You)

So without any more chit chat, let's get down to it!

Things I Hate #1 - 4th December 2011
Reading the words "Justin Bieber" on 90% of Youtube videos.
No, I did not just generically hate on Justin Bieber. I honestly don't have a problem with the kid. Hey, props to him. He's younger than me. He's got more money than I'll ever have in a life time. He's got a world of adoring fans. Hey. If he wanted, the kid could see more va-jingo than the worlds most famous gynaecologist. Okay, he'd end up in jail after it because the majority of his fans are like, 11. But you get the picture.

What I hate, and I mean HATEEEEEEE, is that every time I click on a Youtube video, I get some asshat posting "HURURRHURHUR X NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO DISLIKED DIS ARE BIEBER FANS", "This is real music, unlike Justin Bieber!", "JUSTIN BIEBER IS TEH GEIZ LAWL" and so on and so forth.
I am in the 1% of people who realise that hating on Justin Bieber is just giving him more media attention.
This Bieber hate then brings on the other side of the war.
"LEAVE JUSTIN ALONE", "JUSTIN IS DA GR8EST", "I HAS THE BIEBER FEVER XOXOXO" and so forth. It's like a fucking pandemic. They should give out those SARS masks things, with ballgags inside to shut people the hell up. Take away their keyboards. Leave the internet to those who don't act like they've been through a lobotomy.
In the name of Zeus, I even saw him mentioned on a picture of Jackie Chan. I can't even find any correlation! It's insane! Stop it for the love of the Old Ones!
It's not like the kid's that bad anyway. There's alot worse out there.

Alright. I'm done with this blog. Hopefully that will satisfy and enrage all of you readers out there.
Until tomorrow, Sayonara!